I nearly bought myself a new tuba...

[bloke]

...and was ready to lay down the big bucks, until I saw this at the bottom of the page:

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[bort2.0]

Warning: living is the #1 cause of dying

[Kirley]

“Known to the State of Cancer to cause California” -AvE

[bloke]

We were lead to believe.

[Three Valves]

Yeah, well, we don’t live in CA so we’re all good!

[bort2.0]

We were lead to believe.

Oh yeah, lead is bad news too.

[bloke]

Yeah, well, we don’t live in CA so we’re all good!

hmm.

https://mde.maryland.gov/programs/land/ ... ofcare.pdf

' better hide those tubas behind one of those fake doors that looks like a bunch of shelves...

[Three Valves]

I better get busy building more fake cabinets…

Or I’ll just have to say all my tubas were lost in a tragic boating accident along with everything else I can’t own. :)

[Grumpikins]

Ill have to keep my tuba in the humidor with my cigars now......

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[kingrob76]

Yeah, well, we don’t live in CA so we’re all good!

hmm.

https://mde.maryland.gov/programs/land/ ... ofcare.pdf

' better hide those tubas behind one of those fake doors that looks like a bunch of shelves...

unless you're painting tubas in lead-based paint and permanently affixing them to the structure, I don't believe there's much to worry about here. But that lead-painted tuba weather vane on the roof is completely out of spec.

[bloke]

Here's what I could never figure out...

In the game of "CLUE" - OK...I suppose I can understand bloodying some one up (if they're just willing to sit or stand there and take it, but...how in the hell is someone supposed to kill someone else with a lead pipe?

[iiipopes]

Is there anything in California that is not known to the State of California to cause cancer, and to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm?

[York-aholic]

Most fast food places here have signs saying that food or beverages sold here have ingredients that are known to the state to cause cancer.

I guess your states just aren’t as “enlightened”…

[bloke]

Most fast food places here have signs saying that food or beverages sold here have ingredients that are known to the state to cause cancer.

I guess your states just aren’t as “enlightened”…

What a damned downer to have to post in a FOOD establishment...They should sue their states.

My Dad used to say something as a way to make fun of those who would sincerely say [what's quoted below] as - supposedly - a way to try to encourage guests to eat more...YET (in reality) it was just about the MOST UN-appetizing thing that someone could possibly say to someone else:

EAT UP...WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FEED IT TO THE HOGS !!!

To me, an "OUR FOOD CAUSES CANCER" sign would be equally unappetizing.

[jtm]

The ends of that pipe look pretty knife-edged. I say it's a stabbing weapon.

[Kirley]

Yeah, well, we don’t live in CA so we’re all good!

We don’t?

[Three Valves]

It's getting to be where there are two kinds of people...

Those that don't live there and people that don't want to live there!

I'd say, it was a nice place to visit when I wanted to visit.

But there are A LOT of places like that now.

I'm sure it's just me.

[Mary Ann]

California has been that way for a long time. I lived there, very briefly, in 1970. At the time, I noted, "this is a police state. I do not want to live here." And left.

[Uncle Buck]

A non-Californian, I find many of their state policies to be . . . misguided. But last week, for the first time in my life, I had the opportunity to drive from Napa to San Francisco. Now that was some beautiful scenery!!

[pjv]

Here's what I could never figure out...

In the game of "CLUE" - OK...I suppose I can understand bloodying some one up (if they're just willing to sit or stand there and take it, but...how in the hell is someone supposed to kill someone else with a lead pipe?

Choke them.