Torch update…
[To be filed under "Who Gives AF?"]
So I had a minor disaster the other day that has totally stopped me from working. My B tank fell over. Okay, dipstick here knocked it over. You are not supposed to use an Acetylene tank that has fallen over, nor are you supposed to ever use it when it is on its side. This is because the acetone inside can start spraying out of the torch tip and cause all sorts of nasty fun. I think for the amount of time this one had been on its side it was safe to use again in about five minutes. Having many years ago been in a building where one of these tanks exploded I
always ere on the side of
"Don't incinerate me, bro." So I waited for about an hour to use it again. I know, I know… it
normallyi is strapped to the workbench leg, but I failed to do so on that day, for whatever idiotic reason.
These tanks, when on solid concrete, fall over with a muted "clump" sound that frankly could have been any number of things… but it was the audible hiss of gas venting into my carport that caused me to click into crisis mode.
The hose had snapped off at the regulator! Not cool! Not cool! FML!!!
I turned off the tank using my "hunk of 2x4" as instructed by the idiot Counter Troll at the local AirGas outlet. ("Just whack that lever with a hunk of 2x4 and it'll be good.") I have complained to them about six times this past year that the valves leak on the B tanks I keep getting from them. Jerks.
Once turned off using the high-tech 2x4 whacking method I removed the broken regulator, the broken gauge, and the snapped off hose/handle. I then did the soapy water test to the valve stem, the seat in the tank, and the nozzle.
No bubbles anywhere.
Tank stored.
Elephant pissed.
Today I dug out my trusty Uniweld gear and the Goss "trash". I was told repeatedly by reps from BOTH Goss and Uniweld that the tips, hoses, regulators, etc. are NOT compatible. I only dropped the extra cost for the Goss ($300+ versus the $150 Uniweld kit) because NO ONE at Uniweld wanted to help me get the tips I needed. No help. No interest. I think they work on commission and don't G.A.S. about little shops with a single air-acetylene rig. All of them over the years tried to hard-sell me large oxy-acetylene rigs or welders.
F.U. Uniweld. Better, cheaper product, but craptacular customer service. I think all these guys must be related to Napoleon's Uncle Rico. Sheesh…
Of course, my
twice-as-expensive Goss torch sort of sucks. I hate that regulator and I hate the valve on the handle.
Hate.
As in the opposite of love.
However, the Goss tips are easy to find, and that is why I have been using that overpriced, crappy torch.
Today I finally found the specific tip needed for my Uniweld handle. After I bought it I noted that the description says
that it is compatible with my Goss handle. This is from a place that just sells torch tips. (I know, sort of a niche market, like a 24-hour wicker furniture store…) So they do not have a horse in this race.
WTF?
So does this mean that the Goss tips will work with the Uniweld handle? The fittings all match, the hoses are the same, made by the same company, and are rated the same. However, all the inside apertures and filters are different. Could it be that one handle can use both brands while the other can only use its own stuff? I have seen this in many items, where one has a specific fit and the other is a universal fit that fits that same item.
I hate having to take time out to research this sort of crap.
So, I spent the money on the Uniweld S22 Soft Flame tip, and I have my old Uniweld torch cleaned up and reassembled with the larger tip that I dislike for brass instrument work. I plan on trialing all the Goss tips on the Uniweld handle later tomorrow if I feel better. (I have the flu — No, not COVID; I was tested this morning.) If these dang components have always been compatible I will call up both companies and teat them new sphincters on the phone. I hate it when sales reps lie to me or are too lazy to check on specs.
Anyway, I have a torch again, dammit.
Lucy Van Pelt, Uniweld Sales Representative