Woodwind players don't get it.
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2023 11:44 am
As many notes as they can play with a great deal of velocity and all that, I believe they are just a little bit more disconnected from the music than are brass players, because we actually make the vibration with our bodies, and the only mechanisms that we have are those which change the length of our instrument and only even with triggers and maximum of probably six or seven lengths which we can mix and match and only with minimal useful combinations of lengths... and the same thing goes for string players versus woodwind players. Everything string players do is involves their hands on the instruments - and no gadgetry.
We (our little small business) had a university woodwind teacher tell us that they had almost no money to spend, but desperately needed at least one bassoon for use in their woodwind methods class that they are teaching. I have no idea - and neither does Mrs. bloke - whether there were actually forgotten school-owned bassoons sitting high on their shelves (that she could have repaired for them), but she responded with "okay, as you only have 1,500 bucks, I have an old plastic American made bassoon here with all of the regular keys, none of the extra bells and whistles, and no wear and tear, that I can sell you in a good case - and with all new pads and such (basically offering to give them the bassoon but just charging for the work to put it in good shape - in addition to a nice new case) for only that much, and I'll sort through my bocals and find one that seems to play it best, at least choosing through the couple dozen non-expensive and often non-name brand bocals that I have here.
... so the deal was made and she got it ready to go in time for a professional tuba player recital that happened to be at that school. I attended that recital, and handed it off to the recital-hosting low brass professor who handed it off to the woodwind professor.
The first thing we heard was that "some keys on the boot joint were out of adjustment and the response wasn't this and this wasn't that" etc.
Of course, they are accustomed to a $1,000 bocal, a $30,000 bassoon, and using their reeds - which they custom make to play their bassoon optimally (yet testing this bottom of the barrel plastic bassoon). To say that the boot joint was out of adjustment was a little bit ignorant and a little bit insulting, because it was in adjustment based on the design of the instrument, with some things done by Mrs bloke to favor some of the acoustical flaws in the instrument the best she could manage. Mrs bloke wasn't offering to re-bore nor re-key the instrument to imitate a vintage Heckel bassoon, but only to make it play as well as it did when it left its factory...and seriously: the price.
Somehow, I don't suspect that a lot of woodwind teachers spend much time playing low-end quality instruments, certainly not compared to brass teachers. Even though we speak the praises here of the 1970s vintage Olds O-99 tubas, we know good and well that there are better tubas in that size range, but they cost five or ten times as much. I suspect that this level of realism and embracing of reality doesn't make it much into the professional woodwind educational realm.
Again, I think it might be related to the fact that they are using a piece of wood to make the vibration instead of their own body, and that they are operating basically a complicated specialized keyboard in order to execute the pitches that they're playing, even with a mechanism to control which range of the instrument in which they are playing, with much less to do with facial muscles compared to brass and much more related to the quality of the piece of wood in their mouth, the quality of the taper of the bore of their instrument, and the care taken to shape and place the holes in their instruments (and no one needs to school me about all the physiological things involved in playing a woodwind instrument well. I can actually produce a very acceptable clarinet and saxophone sound throughout the ranges of those instruments, and understand those things. That to which I refer is >> in comparison <<.) Accomplished brass players tend to be able to pick up things like Bundy trombones and Bundy trumpets and alter their mouth vibration, airstream and things like that to make those sorts of instruments do it the best they do, whereas woodwind players might pick up something like a Bundy flute - that isn't as willing to be played as their $30,000 flute - and claim that the things that are wrong with it are lack of attention to detail in the person who repadded it or checked over it.
Interestingly - after a week or two of Mrs bloke asking when she could pick the instrument back up to check it back over for possible oversights, the teacher finally responded and let her know that they've decided that it's okay after all.
Finally, had they just been able to cough up yet another $1,500 (which was not available), Mrs bloke would have been glad to sell them an all-fixed-up-to-play-like-new polypropylene Fox "Renard" student bassoon (though she typically charges around $4,000 for these), which plays - hands down - infinitely better than the brand that she offered for only $1,500, surely (??) the woodwind professor is aware of the difference, and understood that 99% of all businesses would have simply explained to them that $1,500 would not buy >> any << bassoon that they had for sale.
As with Forrest Gump, I guess that's all I have to say about that.
We (our little small business) had a university woodwind teacher tell us that they had almost no money to spend, but desperately needed at least one bassoon for use in their woodwind methods class that they are teaching. I have no idea - and neither does Mrs. bloke - whether there were actually forgotten school-owned bassoons sitting high on their shelves (that she could have repaired for them), but she responded with "okay, as you only have 1,500 bucks, I have an old plastic American made bassoon here with all of the regular keys, none of the extra bells and whistles, and no wear and tear, that I can sell you in a good case - and with all new pads and such (basically offering to give them the bassoon but just charging for the work to put it in good shape - in addition to a nice new case) for only that much, and I'll sort through my bocals and find one that seems to play it best, at least choosing through the couple dozen non-expensive and often non-name brand bocals that I have here.
... so the deal was made and she got it ready to go in time for a professional tuba player recital that happened to be at that school. I attended that recital, and handed it off to the recital-hosting low brass professor who handed it off to the woodwind professor.
The first thing we heard was that "some keys on the boot joint were out of adjustment and the response wasn't this and this wasn't that" etc.
Of course, they are accustomed to a $1,000 bocal, a $30,000 bassoon, and using their reeds - which they custom make to play their bassoon optimally (yet testing this bottom of the barrel plastic bassoon). To say that the boot joint was out of adjustment was a little bit ignorant and a little bit insulting, because it was in adjustment based on the design of the instrument, with some things done by Mrs bloke to favor some of the acoustical flaws in the instrument the best she could manage. Mrs bloke wasn't offering to re-bore nor re-key the instrument to imitate a vintage Heckel bassoon, but only to make it play as well as it did when it left its factory...and seriously: the price.
Somehow, I don't suspect that a lot of woodwind teachers spend much time playing low-end quality instruments, certainly not compared to brass teachers. Even though we speak the praises here of the 1970s vintage Olds O-99 tubas, we know good and well that there are better tubas in that size range, but they cost five or ten times as much. I suspect that this level of realism and embracing of reality doesn't make it much into the professional woodwind educational realm.
Again, I think it might be related to the fact that they are using a piece of wood to make the vibration instead of their own body, and that they are operating basically a complicated specialized keyboard in order to execute the pitches that they're playing, even with a mechanism to control which range of the instrument in which they are playing, with much less to do with facial muscles compared to brass and much more related to the quality of the piece of wood in their mouth, the quality of the taper of the bore of their instrument, and the care taken to shape and place the holes in their instruments (and no one needs to school me about all the physiological things involved in playing a woodwind instrument well. I can actually produce a very acceptable clarinet and saxophone sound throughout the ranges of those instruments, and understand those things. That to which I refer is >> in comparison <<.) Accomplished brass players tend to be able to pick up things like Bundy trombones and Bundy trumpets and alter their mouth vibration, airstream and things like that to make those sorts of instruments do it the best they do, whereas woodwind players might pick up something like a Bundy flute - that isn't as willing to be played as their $30,000 flute - and claim that the things that are wrong with it are lack of attention to detail in the person who repadded it or checked over it.
Interestingly - after a week or two of Mrs bloke asking when she could pick the instrument back up to check it back over for possible oversights, the teacher finally responded and let her know that they've decided that it's okay after all.
Finally, had they just been able to cough up yet another $1,500 (which was not available), Mrs bloke would have been glad to sell them an all-fixed-up-to-play-like-new polypropylene Fox "Renard" student bassoon (though she typically charges around $4,000 for these), which plays - hands down - infinitely better than the brand that she offered for only $1,500, surely (??) the woodwind professor is aware of the difference, and understood that 99% of all businesses would have simply explained to them that $1,500 would not buy >> any << bassoon that they had for sale.
As with Forrest Gump, I guess that's all I have to say about that.