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Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 7:57 am
by bloke
...??

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 9:06 am
by Three Valves
...admit they are wrong. :laugh:

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 9:27 am
by tclements
.... get lighter, as one gets older.

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 9:33 am
by Doc
...die. They just go a little flat.

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:38 am
by jtm
... float

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:45 am
by Three Valves
... said "I love you" to me. :smilie6:

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:47 am
by Doc
Three Valves wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:45 am ... said "I love you" to me. :smilie6:
Even the ones with just three valves?

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 11:21 am
by MN_TimTuba
...never promised you a rose garden.
Tim

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 11:43 am
by Doc
MN_TimTuba wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 11:21 am ...never promised you a rose garden.
Tim
I beg your pardon...

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 11:56 am
by b.williams
... have to say they're sorry. :smilie4:

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:14 pm
by Casca Grossa
...sound different from silver plate, to lacquer, to raw brass.
Even if it has thick lacquer, silver plate, or a "nice patina". Change my mind.

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:17 pm
by humBell
... gonna give you up?
... gonna let you down?
... gonna miss a chance... to rick roll you?

Them tubas are clever...

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:20 pm
by Doc
...squat with their spurs on.

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:51 pm
by Casca Grossa
...have too many valves or tuning slide kickers. Three valves are never enough.

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 1:23 pm
by Doc
Casca Grossa wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:51 pm ...have too many valves or tuning slide kickers. Three valves are never enough.
:popcorn:

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 1:56 pm
by MN_TimTuba
Doc wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 12:20 pm ...squat with their spurs on.
Well, never more than once, anyway.
Tim

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 1:57 pm
by MN_TimTuba
... never fall in love, again.
Tim

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 2:06 pm
by bort2.0
...say never.

"Always say always!"

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 2:29 pm
by iiipopes
Tubas never complain about sitting in the back or under the bus.

Re: Tubas never...

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 3:05 pm
by bloke
iiipopes wrote: Tue Oct 06, 2020 2:29 pm Tubas never complain about sitting in the back or under the bus.
John Fletcher was speaking to the issue of E-flat "basses" vs. F "chubers" once.

He (with his E-flat BASS) and another player (with his F TUBA) were riding somewhere in the same car with their instruments.

The F tuba person said to JF, "We'll put my TUBA in the back seat, and put your BASS in the boot."