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Mrs bloke:
"Be sure that you have enough gas to get in there and back out without stopping. I'll help you put five gallons in there, if you need me to."

bloke:
"What could possibly go wrong? It's Sunday morning and everyone is going to church."

Just because others are going to church doesn’t mean you have to go.

I need to pay my light bill, so I'd better go.

I wouldn’t go to church if someone paid me!

Ooops. Maybe I haven’t thought this through….