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I may not be perfect, but at least I can play tuba.

...to which my mind responds (whether it refers to myself or most anyone in particular)...

says who?

bloke "My socks are all the same make of black, and all of my non-underclothing T-shirts are plain black...oh yeah: absolutely no bumper stickers and certainly no personalized license plates."

Does “not yet kicked out of my community bands” count as “can play tuba”?

yeah...

I'm just not much into clothing or cars with writing on them about anything-in-particular...

bloke "...though I think it's a bit amusing to trigger (virtue-signaling, etc.) musicians at rehearsals with a (PLAIN) red baseball cap."