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The way the title was written, Ass. is the normal abbreviation for assistant used in the Uk.

I will not post any further job opportunities.
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What kind of professor, now?
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In the US the Common abbreviations are a.P for assistant professor, A.P for associate, and P for full.
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The abbreviation for “assistant” in British English comes up as “asst.” in search engines like Google.

These two goofballs are just joking and mean no harm. However, you’re looking rather fragile and bitchy by not recognizing this fact. If you stomp away, it’s on you, not them.

This isn’t the airport. You needn’t announce your departure, but I’m sure you’re welcome to stay. Just skip this flight and head back to the bar, aka, “pub.”
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Vegasbound wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:02 am The way the title was written, Ass. is the normal abbreviation for assistant used in the Uk.

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Please continue to post. In the USA, just add a "t" to the end: Asst.
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not guilty !!! :bugeyes:

bloke "though I usually am." :fingerscrossed: :teeth:
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Vegasbound wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:02 am The way the title was written, Ass. is the normal abbreviation for assistant used in the Uk.

I will not post any further job opportunities.
Yes, please continue to post job openings. Obviously, we have an assortment of smart asses here.
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Schlitzz wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:26 pm
Vegasbound wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:02 am The way the title was written, Ass. is the normal abbreviation for assistant used in the Uk.

I will not post any further job opportunities.
Yes, please continue to post job openings. Obviously, we have an assortment of smart asses here.
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Vegasbound wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:02 am The way the title was written, Ass. is the normal abbreviation for assistant used in the Uk.

I will not post any further job opportunities.
Whilst I don’t know all the details I suggest that you continue to post what you think is reasonable. The folk here are pretty friendly and sometimes we (as individuals) just need to roll with things.
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Now let's not get our asst. in a sling over this, folks…

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Once again, everyone's lips are in a buzz...
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Is a half-time assistant 1/2-asst.?
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"Alright, you cats… let's take it not too slow… and not too fast. Just sorta… 1/2-asst. Yeaaaaaah."
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“Humorless only need apply”

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Don't mind me, I was just being a smart assistant. :laugh:
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I remember a book, might have been "Blackboard Jungle" but it's been a long time, where there was a reviled administrative assistant who abbreviated his title "Adm. Asst" and was generally referred to as "Admiral Ass".............
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Or it might have been "Up the Down Staircase"....
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It's high time we became more civilized and demure, here.


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Is “the down staircase“ a euphemism for something I should know about?

I don’t want to be caught off guard… when someone tells me of…
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